A Bite Worth Getting Bitten For

So, I’ve been struggling with this toothache. Funny how those things seem always to happen on weekends, and a long weekend to boot in this case, when if you’re unwilling to hit the ER about all you can do is suck it up and slog through it until regular business hours come rolling around again. All in all it kind of proves my point that life can be a sadistic little bitch at times.

Anyway, I’ve been sipping soup, blah, and trying to sleep, impossible, and generally watching the moments crawl by on shackled feet. I think they were humming a dirge as they passed. I tried getting some writing done at one point but that didn’t work at all. Hard to be creative when it feels like someone is driving a dull nail up through your jawbone.

Desperate to pass the time, I thought I might find something to read. I can usually tune out most anything, even pain, if the read is engaging enough. There was nothing new on my to-be-read pile and no way was I going to attempt to ride my bicycle down to the bookstore so I spent several frustrating minutes looking through my stack of already read books and came away with the perfect one.

eighthgradebites I first read Heather Brewer‘s Eighth Grade Bites, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod a few months back and remember it as an enjoyable read. Heather, who is one of the original members of what was then the fledgling writers forum Backspace, was one of the first virtual friends I connected with there when I joined some nine months after the its inception. Man that seems like a long time ago.

Backspace was small in those days with membership hovering around a hundred struggling writers. Things were looser then, maybe a bit wilder. Heather and I clicked for some reason. Maybe it had something to do with our willingness to push the envelope every chance we got. It may be because we were both horrible flirts. Whatever the reason, it was a time of great fun. I kind of miss the crazy antics we shared in the same way I miss the old Backspace but change is rarely something you can stop. Backspace got bigger, more popular, more professional and more serious. It’s by no means devoid of humor now, mind you, but it has gotten tamer.

Anyway, rereading EGB was the best choice I could have made. It didn’t make the toothache disappear but it certainly forced it into the background of my consciousness for long periods of time.

What a hell of a charming book EGB is, and a wry, witty and well written book to boot. Heather has captured with near perfection that angst any teenager of any generation feels. EGB has strong, well developed characters, especially in the case of Vladimir Todd, an intriguing mystery, and one liners that zing right off the page and make you laugh out loud. Which, I am loath to admit, is not a particularly good thing when your lower jaw is swollen to the size of a golf ball. Still, laughter is strong medicine and endorphins are the bodies own pain killers. I Do Not, however, recommend you read EGB while sipping coffee at your computer. You will find yourself out shopping for a new keyboard.

Whether you’re a Young Adult in age or mental attitude, you’ll love this book. And be sure to check out Heather’s blog.

Oh, and Heather, the blood and chocolate chip cookie thing was wonderfully over the top. To steal a line from our beloved Stella, You Rock!

Sunday Brunch – 08/10/2008

On a sad note, I heard yesterday that the great Palestinian Poet Mahmoud Darwish has died. Another important voice lost to us. What I find sadly interesting about this is the near total lack of coverage by the American press. The only American press coverage I found was on, of course, NPR. Are we Americans so self-centered, so selfish, that anything or anyone of any importance outside our own borders, excluding any war or conflict we might be engaged in, is somehow lacking the merit for coverage?

Poets are revered in other countries, looked upon as heroes. They are the voice of people who have no voice, eloquently expressing the pain and struggle inflicted at the hand’s of tyrants and mad men, and they all too often suffer the consequences of their words at those same hands. Here in America, with rare exception, the only poets of any note are those who write the cheesy greetings in Hallmark cards.

If you’d like to hear Mahmoud Darwish reading one of his poems in his native language, go Here. For BBC coverage, go Here.

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The larger of the two stories I mentioned in The Story Zone post a few weeks back won the Backspace contest. That felt good though it also meant I had to come up with the parameters for the next contest and I hate coming up with parameters. The name of the story is Turnbuckle and I’ve been working on it whenever time permits. At the rate it’s expanding, it may well become a novella soon.

Meanwhile, I’m working on two other stories as well. One for the new Backspace contest and another that’s been wandering around in my head for so long I just want to get it out of there and on paper. I can’t talk about the first one, don’t want to give it away before the contest ends, but the second is called Descansos Man. I suppose, in a way, it’s for my daughter.

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Here is a Really Bad Writer’s Joke my friend Gail in San Francisco sent me:

A lion was roaming the African jungle. He was terribly hungry. He came across two men sitting under a tree. One was pounding away on a typewriter; the other was reading a book. The lion devoured the man reading the book. He avoided the writer. Even lions know that readers digest and writers cramp.

Poetry and Passion

Writers get asked some very bizarre questions. Two I get asked a lot are: Where do you get your ideas, and, Do you write poetry. I have several ways of answering the first such as “The Muse leaves them under my pillow” or “I belong to the Idea of the Month Club”. Flippant, perhaps, but how else do you answer a question like that?

The second question is a lot easier to answer. No, I don’t write poetry. If they persist and ask why, I tell them I’m just not good enough to write it.

There is nothing self-effacing in that statement. I think I’m a pretty damn good prose writer. But poetry? No way. Poetry is a whole other world, no, it’s a whole other universe. The structure, the form, the words used, where they’re used, when, the meter, the flow, even the damn commas, periods and line breaks, everything about a poem is different than prose. The only similarity I can see between a finely written poem and a finely written piece of prose is the spelling of the words used.

Just as there are many bad writers, there are many bad poets. If they continue at it, learn the craft, maybe they’ll get better. Indeed some of them must because there are some damn fine prose writers out there and some damn fine poets. On very rare occasions you’ll run into an exceptional prose writer, an exceptional writer of poems. I’ve read my share of each in this latter category. Recently I added a writer to the poet side.

The writer in question got his MFA from the University of Oregon. Anyone who knows me knows I don’t put much stock in having an MFA, leastwise writers with them. They all seem to write unintelligible clap-trap for obscure little magazines that maybe a total of five people actually read. He also spent seven years in Uncle Sam’s employ, serving in Bosnia and Iraq at a time when neither place was exactly Disneyland.

I’m not a trees and flowers and sentimental love poem kind of lover of poetry. Oh, some of it is nice but in general my tastes run more to the South American liberation poets, the persecuted Russian and German Jews, the survivors of famine and war in whatever country they reside in or have run from. I love the passion, the rage, the defiance, the fear. I want my breath to catch, my heart to hammer, the tears to flood my eyes. I want to feel that sense of loss, that pain, that rage and defiance. I want to feel that passion in their words.

Brain Turner got me on all counts with Here, Bullet.

I first heard of Brian Turner just last week while listening to Terry Gross’s Fresh Air on NPR. She was interviewing Lt. Col. John Nagl who wrote the textbook on counterinsurgency. I was sort of halfheartedly listening when the conversation came around to a review Lt. Col. Nagl had written for a poetry book. A poetry book? Now that got my attention. And oh what a review it was. Terry read some of it and it brought tears to my eyes. When she asked Lt. Col. Nagl a question, it took him a long moment to get it together and his voice, when it came, was thick with emotion. I had to like the guy.

But, after the kind of review Lt. Col. Nagl wrote, it was the poet I wanted to know more about. I wrote his name down and the name of the book, thinking I would look for it later. I guess Terry was as impressed with the review as I was for her next guest was Brian Turner himself.

You can hear a podcast of both interviews HERE and read a sample of Mr. Turner’s poems HERE at the publisher’s, Alice James Books, website.

songofnapalm diencaidau Not since reading Bruce Weigl’s Song of Napalm or, Yusef Komunyakaa’s Dien Cai Dau have I read words written by a warrior in the depth of war that moved me as Brian Turner’s Here, Bullet moved me. However you may feel about Bush’s folly in Iraq, or war in general, if you love great poetry, and I mean cry-your-eyes-out great poetry, you’ve got to read this book of poems.