Not So Fast, Not So Furious
So, what’s with these little Fast and Furious cars? I mean, the movie was okay. The first one, anyway. The second came up lacking but it didn’t have Vin Diesel in it. But back to the cars. What exactly is the appeal? They are as slow as dirt on a calm day and sound like an out of tune chainsaw trying to chew through a piece of petrified wood. And those spoilers! Dali on acid wouldn’t come up those spoilers. Maybe they’re there because the cars are so light, a strong wind would blow them over on their back like a beleaguered turtle.




