AnonyMoose is the easy-to-figure-out pseudonym of a published author who prefers to keep his thoughts on writing separate from his rage against the dying of the light.

Not to mention the fact it’s easier this way to sort out the hate mail from the fan mail.

Currently he is existing in a state he hates, around a bunch of brain-dead, moronic rednecks who couldn’t string together a coherent, grammatically correct sentence if their lives depended on it and wishing he could figure out a way to get him, his friend, his critters and and his stuff back to San Francisco where there is a level of insanity he can relate to.

If you care to contact him, knock yourself out on the form below. If you’re not trying to sell him something or sue him and the critters are all fed and he can find his way out of the jungle, he’ll probably get back to you.

Hate mail and death threats welcome.

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